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But since you called me on it, I’ll explain it- what I was thinking, was that, uhh, I spent all of these years being really mean to my ex-girlfriends. You know, because they dumped me, and the manners in which they dumped me were kind of seemingly excessively cruel.
But now when I look back on it, it doesn’t seem like this dichotomy, where I was good, and they were bad, and I stayed with them, and they left me… It seems more like-thank God I ended up with the Yeti!
And maybe they’ve been through enough, because what I’ve realized is just because you date someone for 2 and a half years, and dump them over Instant Messenger, doesn’t mean that it’s entirely your fault that the relationship ended. In fact, you could make an argument that I wasn’t a great boyfriend until I met the Yeti. And now, you could make the argument that I’m not a great husband, although I did just mow the lawn!
Can we bring back punishments? There are so many good punishment ideas in old B2.0 videos.(via runalovegood)